In listening online to an ACCESS Sunday sermon at Naringal Baptist Church by chaplain Christine Burford my eyes were opened.

It suddenly dawned on me that… perhaps um… the Lord had gone doth spake to me that, um… sometimes the true message is in between the actual words.
And so it came to pass.

A full 10% of this utterly banal and way out there sermon was spent giving praise to the Almighty Um.

This is a sequential lift out of references to Our Lord Um. No additional edits have been made. As Christine says, “Behaviours are a symptom of a deeper cause”. No kidding?
All Praise to Um.